Now check out this video which features ダイアン吉日 Diane Kichijitsu, a female British Rakugo performer who is based in Osaka.

She explains and beautifully performs some examples of the Rakugo tradition. See if you can understand the Japanese in her performance.

落語 – rakugo – Literally means “falling words” and refers to the traditional art of story telling in Japan. This art form, that started in the Edo period (1603-1868), involves a single story teller who sits on a cushion on stage and recounts tales loaded with puns and punchlines. The 落語家 rakugoka – rakugo story teller uses eye movements and facial expressions to portray funny conversations between two and sometimes even three people. They also use a small hand towel and fan to represent anything from books and chopsticks to pens or even swords.

Rakugo vocabulary

扇子 – sensu

A fan which is used as a prop to represent various objects such as chopsticks or a sword.

手拭- tenugui

A hand towel which is used in a similar way to the fan.

座布団 – zabuton

The cushion the rakugo performer sits on. If the audience appreciates them they can receive another cushion.

高座 – kouza

The stage the rakugo performer sits on

正座 – seiza

The traditional way of sitting employed by the rakugo performer

見習い – minarai

An apprentice who is a beginner at rakugo

前座 – zenza

A novice at rakugo

二つ目 – futatsume

One rank below a master Rakugo story teller

真打 – shinuchi

A master rakugo story teller

駄洒落 – dajare

A pun. Rakugo stories are usually littered with puns and witty plays on words.

おち – ochi

Each rakugo story usually ends in a punchline or ochi.

If you are looking for large shoes in Osaka, you might want to check out Otto, a shoe shop located in Tenma, Osaka that caters for the more gaijin sized foot. I was originally introduced to this shop by good friend Beb. This shoe shop is famous amongst locals as there is a sign that reads「もうあかん、やめます！」- mou akan, yamemasu – which roughly translates from Osaka dialect to “It’s no good, we’re finished / closing down”.

As people from Osaka are always on the lookout for a bargain, this closing down sale sign has brought in a lot of customers. And it’s been doing it for the last 20 years. I guess after the first few months, people’s suspicions may have arisen. But now, this hilarious sign has become famous for being completely ridiculous.

At least it made me laugh and I even bought a pair of shoes. Now that is effective marketing!

So, if you are a gaijin with big feet and need some shoes then I would recommend Otto. I was able to find some smart shoes and sneakers and they weren’t too expensive. Here’s a map to the shop.

On a trip to Kyoto, Waka sensei, my friend Naho and I stumbled on a shop that stocks swords and samurai armor called Tozando. It was a treasure trove that the makers of Kill Bill would be proud of. In fact, the craftsmen who made the armor stocked in the shop also made the armor used in “The Last Samurai”. According to the assistant we spoke to, the armor and swords were all made recently but the armor was modeled in the style of the Sengoku period or “Warring states period” roughly 1478 to 1605. The craftsman ship was just incredible and this is a store I highly recommend you visit if you are in Kyoto.

The owners of Tozando kindly let us film in their shop and patiently answered all my questions.
http://www.tozandoshop.com/

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Here is the famous saying “猿も木から落ちる” – Saru mo ki kara ochiru

This literally means, even monkeys fall from trees. In other words, nobody’s perfect.